Census Bureau Rejects Form

Sent by a reader: 

The U.S. Census Bureau sent my Census form back. In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependents?', I replied ...... 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, crack heads, unemployable bastards, the audience and cast of The Jerry Springer Show, 3,000,000 people in penal establishments in the United States, leftovers in Texas from Katrina, half of Mexico, along with some of the Congress, and a freaking Muslim President!'


Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.