Classified ads found in UK newspapers these are too funny. You have to love British humor! These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:
#1 FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
#2 FREE PUPPIES.
Cocker Spaniel, sneaky neighbors’ dog.
#3 FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
#4 COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.
#5 JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $100.
#6 WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie.
**** THE WINNER IS ****
#7 FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, $200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker. Billy Connolly- "If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
4 years ago
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