Bin Laden's Super Secret Funeral

From a contributor:

I just now received this from one of my inside special on-the-scene agents:

Osama bin Laden was given a religious funeral prior to his burial at sea, senior military officials relayed to me in super top secret, triple encrypted hand written sticky note.

Religous rites were conducted on the deck of the USS Carl Vinson aircraft carrier at about 1:10 a.m. local time Monday in the Persian Gulf.

In accordance with Islamic practice, bin Laden was washed and wrapped in a white sheet before buried at sea at 2 a.m. local time, senior U.S. military and intelligence officials said.

Then, "In accordance with US Navy SEAL practice, the Team pissed all over him, stuck a pulled pork sandwich in his mouth and a kosher hot dog up his ass, and pushed him overboard with the rest of the garbage," a senior SEAL officer said.

Who said I don't get inside info?